im a lot like my refrigerator. cold on the inside
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
look
at
how
fucked up
and
perfect
drake and josh
was
no but really
WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
No child is born homophobic.
This child is precious and I hope he never changes.
This youtube video is seriously the best.
You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people?
Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”
Pokemon Fusion Fan Art: Compilation 1 “Sinister Ones”
I’M OBSESSED.
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
I want to have a bf just like that

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
i hate when girls use those shitty insults like “you cant spell cunt without u (:” ok well theres a lot of things you cant spell without u
you cant spell soup without u what does that mean am i soup
This parallel.
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?